Bird 1 – Cat 0

The early bird catches the worm, but how about the early kitteh?  Sometimes when you get too far ahead of yourself, you risk getting yourself behind. -Meow Meow Tsu

The week was going so well!  Yesterday we all watched the big game, meow-ed at most of the commercials, and really enjoyed the epic second half!  I got up early this morning, woke up, stretched, checked the interweb, curled up on the couch, slept, stretched, yawned, stretched again… and I knew it was the day I would finally get at the bird.  I was just hoping I could find some floss later to get the feathers out from between my teeth.  Every day and all day the bird was always singing, singing, and singing, and the only thing keeping me away was just a few millimeters of gilded metal.

If the big game taught me something, it was that an impossible victory was now possible.  While last week’s eat-in attempt left me an empty belly and a a slight yet permanent ear twitch (hey, it’s not like I have a helmet to protect my noggin), today I was soooo ready for victory.  What the big game taught me was that some of the commercials were informational rather than just LOL’s.  One of the commercials showed me how to use the interweb to search for things!  While I’ve never been to Paris, my target was much closer, so now I knew how to get into the cage.  The self-help pages showed me how to unlock the door, and other testimonials showed on how to improve my kitteh stealth.  I knew that I would soon have my greatest success.

The good news, the instructions worked great!  The bad news, I got PWNED hard.  The bird had realized that eventually I’d figure out how to get in, but I had not yet finished reading all the instructions for “Chewy Center in a Crunchy Shell:My Personal Story on how to Beat the Cage.pdf,” so I never figured how to get out.  I had not planned an effective exit strategy.

I’d give the bird a bird, but I’m getting kinda cramped right now.  I just hope my owner gets home and lets me out before my friends come over and post pictures on… uh oh I hear them scratching at the backdoor… .

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Our Artist Diana Sprinkle loves cute things, comics, puns, and evil just not
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