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Because sometimes you ca not find a kitteh-sitter on short notice…
Because you saw it in a picture on Cheezburger….
Because you want to see if he’ll fit…

Have friends marvel at the cute kitteh in your pocket, and then reveal to them that–TADA–it’s not real, before looking for new friends who aren’t so gullible.

Warning: It’s not a real pocket, so if your kitteh does indeed like to ride around in your shirt pocket, this may not be the shirt for you.

Remember that time you went to your brother’s wedding, with everyone in their fancy tuxedos, and you were wearing that T-shirt that LOOKED like a tuxedo? Man, you were the hit of that wedding, and not just because of the spontaneous karaoke you instigated by yelling along drunkenly to “Here Comes the Bride.”

Also, remember that time you went to muscle beach, with everyone oiled and with huge bicepts, well you just spent the last year on the couch, and all you needed to do to look good was wear that T-shirt that made you look like all you did was chug protein drinks and do situps, well this is just as epic!

Your simply awesome experience will come when you wear this shirt to the next Pocket Kitteh Convention… Karaoke optional.

Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Royal Blue and Women’s Shirt in Turqouise

Please see our FAQ for Sizing. Shirts are tight-fitted, so you might want to order one size larger. Women’s cuts run skinny, like junior sizes, so some women have recommended going two sizes larger or getting the Unisex shirt to be safe.

Artist Diana Sprinkle loves cute things, comics, puns, and evil, just not
always in that order.