LOLmart Shirts: The Evolution of the Cat

Evololshun

Men’s/Unisex Tee is only available in Charcoal and Women’s Tee is only available in Brown

The Evolution of the Cat

Oh hai!
-Ahem-
Hello.

What this shirt isn’t: The cannibal cat food chain.
What this shirt is: The evololshun of teh lolcat.

First, an apology to all of you grad students who were planning on doing your thesis papers on the evolution of the lolcat. Beat you to it. Skipped the paper, made a shirt. Here it is. You’re welcome.

But look on the bright side, now you’ve got more free time. Don’t have to be burning the midnight oil in the school library on, like, school stuff. You can just throw on this shirt and relax.  Take ‘er easy.  Go to I Can Has Cheezburger? That wasn’t a question, that’s the name of the site.  Have some LOLs. ROFL a little.  ROFLCOPTERBBQ even, sure, of course, as long as you use your six-inch voices, you’re still in a library after all.

Go on, reach back into the lolcat archives and look at your favorites. In this shirt, you’re not just wasting time when you should be doing something more productive, no, it’s cerebral educational study.  Why does that little creature has a corm? Why is that feline in your noun verbing your noun?  Could the cheezburger represent something MOAR than just a cheezburger? Perhaps you should get a study group together and seminar.

Do you even remember when cats didn’t talk in creatively spelled words? Me neither.  But this shirt gives me the opportunity to pretend that I do.  It also makes me ask the question, well, how does Ceiling Cat fit into all of this?  I know he’s watching me, you know, do stuff.  But what does this shirt mean to him?

I like to think that he’s somewhere out there right now, you know, looking down on me, looking down on all of us. Maybe licking his paw a little.  Doing something just too adorable. Ha. Look at that, he found his tail.

I also like to think he sees me wearing this shirt, and he says, you know, “meow.”  Meow.  And I think we can all take comfort in that.  Ceiling Cat.  Fighting a never ending battle against the evils of teh basement cat, but still finding time to be cute. Letting us have this cute shirt.  Shoosh.  I sure hope he gets that cheezburger.

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