Men’s/Unisex shirts will be in Royal Blue and Women’s shirts will be in Turquoise Blue

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Though it hardly makes sense technically, you know what it means.

At the start of the decade, Sega poorly translated some text for a video game, Zero Wing, and while it took some time for the dialogue to make its way to the masses, the rest is, as they say, history.  A flash animation featuring the broken English phrase took over the internet, and has since penetrated pop culture in a serious way.

All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Now, this clever shirt, which we think will look quite nice on you, interprets “base” to mean “baseball base.”  You know, those white geometrical shape things that the players step on?   1st, 2nd, 3rd, and Home?  Obviously, we know a lot about baseball, which is why we feel comfortable explaining the wit of this shirt (not that someone as intelligent as yourself needs to have it explained).  For those “in the know,” they will understand exactly what the shirt means, but those who don’t, you can educate them while owning the shirt that means you PWN them.  After all, you own the shirt.

Show off your knowledge of internet culture and your love of puns (because this shirt takes both and combines them!).  You know you want to.  Buy this shirt, along with all of our other shirts, and you could even say, “All your shirts are belong to us.”  Yeah, we just thought that up right now, on the spot.  Can you believe it?  You’re free to use it without credit.

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The Women’s shirt will be printed on Turquiose Blue

Please see our FAQ for details on the shirt sizing and materials.

The Men’s/Unisex shirt will be printed on Royal Blue