Men’s/Unisex shirts will be in Royal Blue and Women’s shirts will be in Turquoise Blue
Epic Win
In a world of FAILs, a WIN is good. It’s great even. But what of a world of WIN? Where WIN is just average? Well, that’s when you must strive for an EPIC WIN. It’s not just good, it’s amazing. It’s something that makes you believe in heroes and legends and legends of heroes.
It’s often said that the biggest EPIC WIN in recent memory was Captain Chesley Sullenberger landing his disabled jet safely in the Hudson river (yes, “often said” even though it just happened, go with it). In his case, he was just doing his job, you know, not crashing, but everyone, especially the 155 folks on board, knew it was an EPIC WIN! Well, except for the birds, who–you know, let’s not talk about the birds.
An EPIC WIN could also be as personal as when your favorite sports team comes back from a thirty-point deficit and scores the winning basket/touchdown/run/putt/rook-to-kings-knight-nerd just as the buzzer sounds. EPIC WIN!
In closing, let’s put it in perspective:
A WIN would be paying for a small soda, and they give you a super mega size. WIN!
An EPIC WIN would be when you drink it all, and then realize that there are unlimited free refills. EPIC WIN!
Well, okay, maybe not, but that’s still something you should think about when you’re ordering a soda.
Remember, kids, don’t just WIN. You must EPIC WIN. Throw an adjective on there.
Click the Buy Now button and get your own EPIC WIN! This opportunity at greatness is only available for today.
The Men’s shirt will be printed on Royal Blue
Please see our FAQ for details on the shirt sizing and materials.
The Women’s shirt will be printed on Turquiose Blue
Please see our FAQ for details on the shirt sizing and materials.
Alright. So this one is pretty self explanatory. But we’re going to write about it anyway, because an EPIC WIN deserves an epic blurb.
Really, anything can be considered an EPIC WIN if it’s epic enough and WIN enough. That includes you, reader, but only if you purchase and wear this shirt with pride. And why would you not?
But, just in case you’re a bit confused, here are some examples:
Your favorite sports team scores the winning point a second before the buzzer sounds? EPIC WIN! A sleazy, pretentious loser gets beat down by a cowgirl outside a bar? EPIC WIN! You pay for a small soda and get a large? EPIC WIN! Barack Obama wins an election or calls Kanye West a “jackass?” EPIC WIN!
We think the shirt, itself, is an EPIC WIN. And if you agree? EPIC WIN!
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Second! I want one of this shirts… badly…
love dis shirt
Aw…excellent shirt and u don’t have enough. FAIL. Please re-offer this one!
Yes!!WIN
Hi, how can i order to my self:(!!! I livin in Norway. But its not on the list when i try to order..!!!! Please help
Hi Yusof,
The shirts are custom printed for those who order, so unfortunately they are no longer available after the initial print run (you need to keep a close eye here to see what we have).
Right now, we don’t have international shipping up and running.
If you’re a big fan of the shirt, then please vote that you want it back.
Hopefully by the time we start reprints, both your shirt will be available, and we will have those international shipping options available.
hahaha, what happened to all the negative comments
Nev, we’ve actually approved all posts, and we want constructive feedback. You might have read something on the original stream post.
Didn’t realize that the Men’s shirt had very bright pink in the design. So much pink that I think it’s going to be hard to get my son to wear it. Bummer. Fail.
You should make this shirt in baby’s sizes.
Yeahhhh! This one this one THIS ONE!
OMG that is a must have, PLEEAASSEE bring it back
Bring it back. This is discrimination against those who love but have missed out. Have pity. Bring back and save my soul…..