LOLmart Shirts: Presidential Cats

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Men’s/Unisex Shirt in White and Women’s Shirt in Sand

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If the Presidents of the United States… were… cats…

What this shirt is:
A hilarious yet subtle reinterpretation of our nation’s Presidents, if we were a nation of felines.

What this shirt is not:
A bold prediction of our nation’s future Presidents, shortly after teh kitteh revolt.  (you do know about teh revolt right?)

Put this on, and then ask your friends, “What do you think of my shirt?”
Force onlookers to ask that age-old question, “Which one of these is not like the other?”
No, seriously, I don’t get it. Ask them, and then get back to me, because maybe it’s just me, but I don’t get it.
Oh, you know what it’s about? Okay, well, walk me through it.  Yeah, I get it, it’s cat faces. I like cat faces.
Oh, what do you mean they’re Presidents?
OH EEM GEE! DID TEH KITTEH REVOLT FINALLY HAPPEN?! Have they already imprisoned all of the canines? I need to get to my repurposed Y2K bunker!!
Right, right, it’s just a shirt. Not real. Okay, so it’s faces of the Presidents, if the Presidents were cats. I get that, I’m not stupid.
But why’s that last cat a different breed than the other cats?
Because he’s what? Are you sure?
Oh… okay, of course. Oh wait, wait, now I get it.

If cats were hooman
So wait, the shirt is actually smart, witty, super-cool, AND HAS CATS ON IT?
Plus it’s not in your face about it, so that when people end up liking the shirt and are in on the inside joke, you know that they themselves are also super-cool?
Where do I sign up?! Oh. Yes. Right. On this page.
And I really knew what this shirt was about the whole time, because I am super-cool.
I was just testing you, making sure you knew, making sure that you’re also super-cool… good work there. Ahem.

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