LOLmart Shirts: Two Otters

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These are going to be the last shirts where our factory says you should receive them by Christmas.  Any shirt after this may or may not make it since we can’t predict traffic through the US Postal Service.  We really don’t want to be responsible for making you missing a Christmas Gift.  It’s last-call, so order a matching set, or a dozen.  Show your loved ones how much you care with this sweet shirt.

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Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Royal Blue and Women’s Shirt in Turquoise Blue

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Two Otters

The “official” story: “Otters Holding Hands” was a YouTube video uploaded in 2007. Shot by Cynthia Holmes and featuring two otters from the Vancouver Aquarium, it went on to be viewed over 13 million times. In the video, the otters are very sleepy and appear to be holding hands, which “scientists” claim is a “natural” instinct called “rafting” that helps otters stay together in rough “waters.”  Whatever it’s called, we call it cute!

Oh. Wow. That’s like the cutest thing EVAR. Squee! They are so totally in love. I don’t care what the scientists say, these otters are holding hands because their hearts give them no other choice. They are soulmates, and they know it.  It’s like if you took the whole Twilight Saga, crunched it into a minute-forty, and then made it about otters. Wait, you don’t think that these otters are really Edward and Bella, and they’ve just been “turned” into otters, do you?! No, you’re right, that’s crazy. I don’t see any vampire teeth.

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