Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Charcoal and Women’s Shirt in Brown

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Photobomb Squirrel

Imagine, if you will, you’re a squirrel.  This will be easier for those of you who are visiting this webpage and are actually squirrels, but still, everyone else, you should try and imagine as well.  Imagine that you have a Facebook page, a MySpace page, and a Twitter page. Obviously, I mean, you’re a rodent, but it’s the 21st century.  You’re very active on the internets, you have lots of friends, and your follower-ratio is outstanding. You’re kind of a social media expert.  And yeah, you’re a squirrel.

The problem is, as a squirrel, you’re not really a photographer. You’re a squirrel. And you don’t have an iPhone to just snap a pic of yourself. You’re a squirrel. It’s hard to get a picture of yourself at all, and how can you compete with all of those shirtless, bathroom mirror profile pics on MySpace?  It’s difficult to get washboard abs, when you’re a squirrel.  So what’s a squirrel to do?

Don’t say “Do a Google image search for squirrel” because then you’re saying they all look the same, and come on, don’t be that guy.  Be this guy:

You’re a squirrel. You’re Canadian. Your days pass by in Banff National Park, you see a cute couple preparing to take a picture of themselves by Lake Minnewanka, and you know, you seize the opportunity. Maybe you were only trying to get a good MySpace profile pic, but before you know it, you are an internet star.  You’re on the front page of Digg, you’re featured on the I Can Has Cheezburger lol builder, and people everywhere are photoshopping your mug into famous photos.  And now? There’s a shirt about you.

The internets have dubbed you Surprise Squirrel.  I’d be surprised too