LOLmart Shirts: OMGWTFBBQ!

Men’s/Unisex Shirt in White and Women’s Shirt in Sand

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OMG WTF BBQ

First, some definitions:
OMG = Oh My God
WTF = What the oh, sorry, my mom is looking right over my shoulder right now, so we’ll have to get back to this one, but I think you can figure it out.
BBQ = The food, the event, or the appliance involved in slow cooking delicious yumyums over a smoldering fire for a long period of time.
! = Used sparingly it shows excitement.  Used with the combination of ALL-CAPS it becomes magical.

OMGWTFBBQ! = an emotion for which there are no words.  When OMG is not enough to express your surprise, when WTF is not enough to show your shock, OMGWTFBBQ! is the only way for you to properly execute a shock and awe campaign of both mockery and confusion.  It is the ultimate response.

For hard core gamers, they will also know OMGWTFBBQ! as an achievement in Team Fortress 2 where you kill your opponent with a taunt.  Yes, with a freakin’ taunt not a flamethrower, knife, grenade, etc…  It’s pretty much a “I just killed you as I held up a ‘L’ on my forehead.”  It’s too bad this doesn’t work on sparkly vampires.

Buy this shirt, put it away for a few months, and then when summer sun shines down, flowers start blooming and the leaves turn green, whip out this tee. Slap on this shirt, queue up that mixtape with your favorite Will Smith hits, fire up the grill, and nod your head. Oh, did the mixtape already end? I bet you wish you had more than one favorite Will Smith song, don’t you? Well, that’s why God put a repeat feature on your iPod.  Steve Jobs’ “lawyer” said in the restraining order that I can’t refer to his client as God anymore, so don’t tell him about this

Remember, winter offerings must be made to the BBQ.

You know what? You don’t have to wait until summer because there is always time to exclaim this particular abbreve. Especially if your mom won’t stop looking over your shoulder as you type this t-shirt description, so that you can’t write what you really — MOM JUST GIVE ME SOME SPACE OKAY? OMGWTFBBQ, Mom. OMGWTFBBQ, indeed.

Artists:

OMGWTFBBQ! Design by Steve Ibsen and Coloring/Setup by Joe Rufa, Cheezburger’s In-House Designer.


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