LOLmart Shirts: KTHXBAI

Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Black and Women’s Shirt in Black

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KTHXBAI

Okay. Thank you. Goodbye.  All fine things to say, but the internet moves at the speed of AWSUM, and at those sorts of speeds, three sentences is just too long.

Those bright young lads and ladettes of the internets also did you the honor of turning a confirmation/gratitude/farewell three-hit-combo into an insult directed directly at stupid people wasting your time on the intertubes.

Message Board Poster 1: I don’t get it, why are there captions on these cat pictures?
Message Board Poster 2: KTHXBAI.

With this shirt, you can bring the intertubes to life, and tell everyone in your life (particularly those in your office) exactly how you feel.

“Hey, Bob, are you going to have those TPS reports ready for–”
–Point at the shirt–
KTHXBAI

“Debra, what’s happening. Thing is, we’re gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sat–”
–Point at the shirt–
KTHXBAI

“Hey, Stew, sorry to have to tell you this way, but Bill here got the promotion. You’ll be reporting to him now. Just remember to put the new cover letter on–”
–Point at the shirt–
KTHXBAI

Now, a few PROTIPS:

  1. Just because the shirt says BAI doesn’t mean you should always be walking away from people. You can meet people in this shirt too. That said, you should always be walking away from explosions, preferably in slow-motion.
  2. Again, just because the shirt says BAI, doesn’t mean that in your office, after you point at this shirt, you should just go home. That’s how people get fired. Still, that’d be a pretty awesome way to go out, right? I tell you what, you do that, you videotape it and send it to us, we’ll send you a free shirt. One winner only. A shirt isn’t a job, but you know, we’ll try and get it within three sizes of your actual size.
  3. Wearing this shirt doesn’t justify the removal of “Thank You” from your vocabulary. But wait, the shirt does say THX right on it, doesn’t it? Nevermind this rule, you’re right, no more having to thank people for stuff.

Now this technique also does work on phone calls.  While the visual impact of the shirt is lessened, it’s a great reminder of proper usage.

“Good day sir, would you like to buy life insura…”
–Imagine pointing at the shirt–
KTHXBAI

“We’d like to ask you a few political quest…”
–Imagine pointing at the shirt–
KTHXBAI

“Yeah, hi, it’s your boss again. I wanted to make sure you knew that we, uh, did start at the, uh, usual time this morning, yeah it isn’t a half day or anythin……”
–Imagine pointing at the shirt–
KTHXBAI

Okay, well, that about wraps her up. I guess I should go, but I don’t know what to say. I would just point at my shirt, but you can’t see that, and I don’t feel like making the ASCII art to show you. Maybe Keyboard Cat can play me off?  Oh, it’s Keyboard Cat’s day off.

KTHXBAI to you, DJ Jazzy KittenMittens the Fluffy. KTHXBAI to you.


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