Bunny needs a hug!
Oh no. What did you do? You should apologize, like definitely, but not before you’re positive that you know what you did. Bunnies can tell when an apology isn’t legitimate, it’s like a bunny-sense they have, along with being super-cute all the time, even when they’re sad. Okay, focus, let’s run through [...]
LOLmart Shirts: You Make Bunny Cry
March 8, 2010
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LOLmart Shirts: BACO-LICIOUS!!!
March 5, 2010
Bacon? Bacon!
Man, I wish someone would tape Bacon on me. Bacon is so frikkin’ delicious, man. Everything is better with bacon. Burgers, salads, omelets, ice cream. Well, I haven’t tried that last one, but I mean, probably, man, right? I’d drink a bacon cola if they made it. Mmmm… I can feel the bacon carbonation [...]
LOLmart Shirts: Pirates > Ninjas
March 3, 2010
Pirates > Ninjas
Earlier in this website’s history, we sold another shirt about Ninjas and Pirates. It claimed that Ninjas were greater than Pirates. For that shirt, I wrote a long essay about why Ninjas were greater than Pirates, and posted it right here. Now, months later, I have a confession to make: that was a [...]
LOLmart Shirts: I’m done Packin’
March 1, 2010
im done packin
Actual phone call transcript recorded on 2-17-10, which I made up just now:
“Kuddly Kitty Moving Company, this is Snowball.”
“Hi, ummm, Snowball? This is Amanda Worthington. We hired your company to help us move today.”
“Oh, yes, Amanda. Of course. How can I help you?”
“Yeah, well, it’s the mover you sent. Baby Kitty, ummm, Baby [...]
LOLmart Shirts: Snakes on a Plane
February 26, 2010
Snakes on a Mutha#$%^ing Plane
In 2006, we were blessed with the Citizen Kane of our age. Samuel L. Jackson, in his definitive role, found himself trapped on a one-way-trip to slithering horror. Here, we have a clip of him delivering his signature line, albeit edited for television.
Okay, maybe not Citizen Kane. Maybe not so much [...]
LOLmart Shirts: The Fingerstache
February 24, 2010
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The Fingerstache
Fingerstache is a meme that originated with the Ohio-based tattoo artist Giovani. He was sitting in his tattoo shop, joking around with his co-workers, when they came up with the idea of tattooing a mustache on a finger. They thought it was the most innocent [...]
